What is the beautiful truth about Jason?

The man owns more t-shirts than Bill Cosby has colorful, oversized sweaters.
He’d pass up a filet mignon for a bowl of Cap’n Crunch any day.
In the mid-’90s, Jason was hired – and fired – as a roadie for Aerosmith on the same day.

He once lost an arm-wrestling contest to Karen from the mailroom. Barely.